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| Dear Freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone actually does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
4) you are a freshman enough said
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys
think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one
cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all
the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school. (especially at
my school ya fags...)
- dont brag about the number of juniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with
vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade
field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
- Stop thinking you are "the man" cuz nobody even knows you
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
- dont brag about how smart you are and how of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u
have to go meet your friends in the sm./jr. parking lot, we all know
your brother/sisters just taking you home.
- You'll never be as hot as the '07, '08, & '09 girls. So don't try.
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '08 & '09 girls.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
- Your name is "the class of 10." HAHA.. enough said.
-Don' t try to pull that "Well you were freshmen once..." crap STOP! We
know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the heck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. punk.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can
(& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet.
That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging
how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're
lying.
WE HATE U ALL
Welcome to hell. =]
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
07, 08, 09
P.S. - If you're an upperclassman, repost this
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